The Weekend of FIRST"S and Adventure of the Queer Bear In New York City. This was written in 2008 and never published..

The day started with me waking up  around 8 am... Hmmm What do I have to do- Clean up dog poop on patio, double check all the stuff I got ready for mom, throw some gear and cloths in a bag, shave, trim my beard and hair then shower.....Oppps I better buy my bus ticket lol... Wow Great it is $36.00 round trip on Gray Hound....  Then off I go, cab to commuter rail, then train to South Station in Boston, Bus to New York, then AHHHHHHHHHHH.... I can relax a bit..Oh what  the Gray hound bus broke down and we have to go on the Peter Pan Bus.   WHich left a half an hour late,Hello Mr Arabian Night Bus driver I have people to meet in the City..... The beginning of the not so great things to come lol... The entire buss is inferior to the new Gray hound Buses.  Seats are closer together, harder, shocks suck and did I mention the seats are close together. ( You get to know the people in front of you real well, to bad it is a gal not a cute sexy boy like to my Diagonal left, a twenty something 6'2 Blondie, beefy hunky kid with a hell of a package.....Yes I am a bad bear...  At least I can look at him  while  he scratches his balls and reads a real  book ( a big o'l fat, thick one the book that is, not an I pad or kindle a real book, how retro and radical... LOL) Damm it is a quiet bus well it has been for over two hours till the baby decided to cry n cry n cry n cry....   (Reason 456 why I am a FAG)  Still crying... But I digress......   Oh here is a question to you guys- when did BIG head phones come back in style? There is like 10 people here with them on, like the kind from the seventies only modern looking.      
The Queer Bear would like to know....... Happy days are here again the baby stopped after 18 minutes.... Praise Jesus....

Well can you believe it, at the age of 36 ..... OK 39......  OK 40....... Fine fine Freak-en 42 I actually have some firsts still , you know doing something for the first time, can you believe it.  ( Like a virgin touched for the first time  ohh ohh ohh  - Holly Madonna)   The Black Party will be my first Black Party and a party of this size also. The same for the Black Party After Party and Allegria.  Before all this goes down what ever  happens with it is Joe La Mattina's and Sal Occhipinti's fault... I am full of anticipation.... It's keeping me waiting..... ( Now I want some steak fries)  Any hoo this should prove to be an adventure to remember. ( Well if am am with Sal I might not remember all of it for some reason I am sure....

   OOOOOO  I see a striped car on side of high way we must be getting close to the city......

The PIG of HAPPINESS

Hello  to all my Sweeties... I have discovered a  amusing author by the name of Edward Monkton.  I was in Barnes and Nobel in the Prudential Mall last summer when I was cruising these two HOT ready to eat guys and out of the corner of my eye I saw a sweet little  PRETTY PINK PIG.  Those of you who know me know that I just love a nice PIG, (get your mind out of the gutter it was on a book and I used to have a pet pig Penelope the Pot Belly Pig) I saw a cartoon of Pretty Pink Pig on this extremely small white book entitled -


The PIG of HAPPINESS................ 


(no it is not a Chinese dish).  It is about this PRETTY PINK PIG who was a bit different, ( she was a bit flamboyant, good at decorating, loved Cher, put together a party for 100 in a flash, you know the type.. )  I think he might be QUEER ... Just a thought.  He was just not like the other PIG's, besides the fact he was a PRETTY PINK PIG.  He felt something deep inside (like a good  pig should) You know that certain feeling that loud mouth the QUEER BEAR is always ranting about, LOVE & HAPPINESS..... HMMMMM......  Oh wait thats me... Silly QUEER BEAR....  Anyway all of those other ordinary, boring, narrow minded,  pigs bitched, moaned  and complained about everything.  I do mean everything.......  They had nothing good to say to anyone or about anyone.  They did not even have any good thoughts in there piggy heads. (I think we know some people like that.....Ohhhh I am biting my tongue.)   Happy Thoughts think Happy thoughts.......... OK I am back on track......


Oh Before I forget, I will put link at end of this so you can check out author and I will put the you tube video on here so you can see what the author really wanted to get across. Here is where I give it MY OWN SPECIAL FLAVOR.  Take note this is a lot like life and the people in it.  At least in my whirly life.  Off we go..... 


  Here we are on the farm, it is dismal, gloomy. ( that can be kind of relaxing sometimes, great sex weather...)  The Pigs start to come out of there  Piggy Pig pens.  ( We will call this group The Mean Girls from Sorority Row). They would say: "oh shit the weather sucks again.  It is cold. Ugh it's dark and wet, look I am getting all frizzy.  Why did we bother to come out in this crap."  ( they always make sure everyone on the farm hears them )  They yell at a few of the other piggy pigs. Push a few down. One Mean Pig says: "Oh Look I just did my nails there's to much mud here. OMG. Are you listening to me!!!!"   The head mean pig says come on girls lets go back and get some Pellegrino.  Then they mope back shaking there mean piggy ass to there mean piggy pen.  SLAM goes there door with a huff and a flip of there mean piggy head.  All the other pigs are mumbling , grumbling and stomping around. They are saying things like, this farm SUCKS,  the slop is not smelly enough, Derick has a small prick and what the fuck are you looking at Mary Louise you have a fat ass and I don't mean Phat.  One Pig says " this weather SUCKS it's to hot.. to wet..  wa - wa - wa - wa - moan - bitch - moan - bitch". 


   I say enough already, it is just horrible, I feel dirty ( not in a good way either) KARMA is no where to be found.  KARMA .... KARMA..... Come out ...Oh Kamilah girl Hi there...  (OK NOT TO FUNNY). But  there was negative and venomous  energy in abundance. We all know how I just love that. ( I know I can attract that shit like a magnet) . But Please.......... Ok RJ get back to the story. 


    All of a sudden the PRETTY PINK PIG pops out of his  Laura Ashley straw bed, looking fresh, vibrant and like  he was up for hours...The PRETTY PINK PIG  stood tall and proud with his PRETTY PINK head held up high.  Oh wait  before I forget just the other day the PRETTY PINK PIG decided to be an EXTRAORDINARY  PRETTY PINK PIG and see the Good in Every One, the Fabulousness in any Situation, to Spread Cheer- Love -Happiness and Joy wherever she ,the EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIG went.  She said I will be known from this day forward as The PRETTY PINK PIG of HAPPINESS.  I will stomp out sadness, cruelty, bitterness, taunting,  and anything that will bring a Perky Pig down.  I will lift up all these pigs that have been trampled on by my fellow Pigs.  I feel it growing inside of me, stirring, heaving, Oh My Pig  (Oh the joy, Oh Baby , OHHHHHH YESSS OHH YESSS YESS Oh GOD YESS  " Ill have waht piggy is having" )  No he is not having an orgasmic piggy moment.....  The Happiness is growing in side of him. It can not be held back.  God it is spreading like wild pig...  The HAPPINESS can not be held back, it is leaking  from him on to the other pigs like Happy Swine Flu....   Look the Pigs are Smiling, Laughing, Dancing, Talking, Saying Wonderful things to each other....It is Piggy Pig Paradise. 


Guess what all that HAPPINESS the PRETTY PINK PIGS  have is starting to leak to the others on the farm... The Chicks are Carefree and Happy...  The Sheep are BAAAAA BAAAA Beautifully Joyous.....   Just wait till it spreads to the Cows..... No more mad cow, HAPPY COWS across the land......


All this means is lets be HAPPY and spread HAPPINESS AND LOVE all over, to EVERYONE.  Just a smile and a sweet knowing look can do it.  


Lets all become EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIGS OF HAPPINESS.. I am a PIG OF HAPPINESS... 



Well that is enough ranting for now, I want to send you all Big Strong BearHugs Licks Loven & Happiness 
from  R J The QUEER BEAR 


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THANK YOU


Below is the link of PIGGY HAPPINESS 




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoiIYlww8M4&feature=player_embedded