Hello to all my Sweeties... I have discovered a amusing author by the name of Edward Monkton. I was in Barnes and Nobel in the Prudential Mall last summer when I was cruising these two HOT ready to eat guys and out of the corner of my eye I saw a sweet little PRETTY PINK PIG. Those of you who know me know that I just love a nice PIG, (get your mind out of the gutter it was on a book and I used to have a pet pig Penelope the Pot Belly Pig) I saw a cartoon of Pretty Pink Pig on this extremely small white book entitled -
The PIG of HAPPINESS................
(no it is not a Chinese dish). It is about this PRETTY PINK PIG who was a bit different, ( she was a bit flamboyant, good at decorating, loved Cher, put together a party for 100 in a flash, you know the type.. ) I think he might be QUEER ... Just a thought. He was just not like the other PIG's, besides the fact he was a PRETTY PINK PIG. He felt something deep inside (like a good pig should) You know that certain feeling that loud mouth the QUEER BEAR is always ranting about, LOVE & HAPPINESS..... HMMMMM...... Oh wait thats me... Silly QUEER BEAR.... Anyway all of those other ordinary, boring, narrow minded, pigs bitched, moaned and complained about everything. I do mean everything....... They had nothing good to say to anyone or about anyone. They did not even have any good thoughts in there piggy heads. (I think we know some people like that.....Ohhhh I am biting my tongue.) Happy Thoughts think Happy thoughts.......... OK I am back on track......
Oh Before I forget, I will put link at end of this so you can check out author and I will put the you tube video on here so you can see what the author really wanted to get across. Here is where I give it MY OWN SPECIAL FLAVOR. Take note this is a lot like life and the people in it. At least in my whirly life. Off we go.....
Here we are on the farm, it is dismal, gloomy. ( that can be kind of relaxing sometimes, great sex weather...) The Pigs start to come out of there Piggy Pig pens. ( We will call this group The Mean Girls from Sorority Row). They would say: "oh shit the weather sucks again. It is cold. Ugh it's dark and wet, look I am getting all frizzy. Why did we bother to come out in this crap." ( they always make sure everyone on the farm hears them ) They yell at a few of the other piggy pigs. Push a few down. One Mean Pig says: "Oh Look I just did my nails there's to much mud here. OMG. Are you listening to me!!!!" The head mean pig says come on girls lets go back and get some Pellegrino. Then they mope back shaking there mean piggy ass to there mean piggy pen. SLAM goes there door with a huff and a flip of there mean piggy head. All the other pigs are mumbling , grumbling and stomping around. They are saying things like, this farm SUCKS, the slop is not smelly enough, Derick has a small prick and what the fuck are you looking at Mary Louise you have a fat ass and I don't mean Phat. One Pig says " this weather SUCKS it's to hot.. to wet.. wa - wa - wa - wa - moan - bitch - moan - bitch".
I say enough already, it is just horrible, I feel dirty ( not in a good way either) KARMA is no where to be found. KARMA .... KARMA..... Come out ...Oh Kamilah girl Hi there... (OK NOT TO FUNNY). But there was negative and venomous energy in abundance. We all know how I just love that. ( I know I can attract that shit like a magnet) . But Please.......... Ok RJ get back to the story.
All of a sudden the PRETTY PINK PIG pops out of his Laura Ashley straw bed, looking fresh, vibrant and like he was up for hours...The PRETTY PINK PIG stood tall and proud with his PRETTY PINK head held up high. Oh wait before I forget just the other day the PRETTY PINK PIG decided to be an EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIG and see the Good in Every One, the Fabulousness in any Situation, to Spread Cheer- Love -Happiness and Joy wherever she ,the EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIG went. She said I will be known from this day forward as The PRETTY PINK PIG of HAPPINESS. I will stomp out sadness, cruelty, bitterness, taunting, and anything that will bring a Perky Pig down. I will lift up all these pigs that have been trampled on by my fellow Pigs. I feel it growing inside of me, stirring, heaving, Oh My Pig (Oh the joy, Oh Baby , OHHHHHH YESSS OHH YESSS YESS Oh GOD YESS " Ill have waht piggy is having" ) No he is not having an orgasmic piggy moment..... The Happiness is growing in side of him. It can not be held back. God it is spreading like wild pig... The HAPPINESS can not be held back, it is leaking from him on to the other pigs like Happy Swine Flu.... Look the Pigs are Smiling, Laughing, Dancing, Talking, Saying Wonderful things to each other....It is Piggy Pig Paradise.
Guess what all that HAPPINESS the PRETTY PINK PIGS have is starting to leak to the others on the farm... The Chicks are Carefree and Happy... The Sheep are BAAAAA BAAAA Beautifully Joyous..... Just wait till it spreads to the Cows..... No more mad cow, HAPPY COWS across the land......
All this means is lets be HAPPY and spread HAPPINESS AND LOVE all over, to EVERYONE. Just a smile and a sweet knowing look can do it.
Lets all become EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIGS OF HAPPINESS.. I am a PIG OF HAPPINESS...
Well that is enough ranting for now, I want to send you all Big Strong BearHugs Licks Loven & Happiness
from R J The QUEER BEAR
Before I forget PLEASE Post a Comment, vote on a REACTION and Please share with others.
THANK YOU
Below is the link of PIGGY HAPPINESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoiIYlww8M4&feature=player_embedded
The PIG of HAPPINESS................
(no it is not a Chinese dish). It is about this PRETTY PINK PIG who was a bit different, ( she was a bit flamboyant, good at decorating, loved Cher, put together a party for 100 in a flash, you know the type.. ) I think he might be QUEER ... Just a thought. He was just not like the other PIG's, besides the fact he was a PRETTY PINK PIG. He felt something deep inside (like a good pig should) You know that certain feeling that loud mouth the QUEER BEAR is always ranting about, LOVE & HAPPINESS..... HMMMMM...... Oh wait thats me... Silly QUEER BEAR.... Anyway all of those other ordinary, boring, narrow minded, pigs bitched, moaned and complained about everything. I do mean everything....... They had nothing good to say to anyone or about anyone. They did not even have any good thoughts in there piggy heads. (I think we know some people like that.....Ohhhh I am biting my tongue.) Happy Thoughts think Happy thoughts.......... OK I am back on track......
Oh Before I forget, I will put link at end of this so you can check out author and I will put the you tube video on here so you can see what the author really wanted to get across. Here is where I give it MY OWN SPECIAL FLAVOR. Take note this is a lot like life and the people in it. At least in my whirly life. Off we go.....
Here we are on the farm, it is dismal, gloomy. ( that can be kind of relaxing sometimes, great sex weather...) The Pigs start to come out of there Piggy Pig pens. ( We will call this group The Mean Girls from Sorority Row). They would say: "oh shit the weather sucks again. It is cold. Ugh it's dark and wet, look I am getting all frizzy. Why did we bother to come out in this crap." ( they always make sure everyone on the farm hears them ) They yell at a few of the other piggy pigs. Push a few down. One Mean Pig says: "Oh Look I just did my nails there's to much mud here. OMG. Are you listening to me!!!!" The head mean pig says come on girls lets go back and get some Pellegrino. Then they mope back shaking there mean piggy ass to there mean piggy pen. SLAM goes there door with a huff and a flip of there mean piggy head. All the other pigs are mumbling , grumbling and stomping around. They are saying things like, this farm SUCKS, the slop is not smelly enough, Derick has a small prick and what the fuck are you looking at Mary Louise you have a fat ass and I don't mean Phat. One Pig says " this weather SUCKS it's to hot.. to wet.. wa - wa - wa - wa - moan - bitch - moan - bitch".
I say enough already, it is just horrible, I feel dirty ( not in a good way either) KARMA is no where to be found. KARMA .... KARMA..... Come out ...Oh Kamilah girl Hi there... (OK NOT TO FUNNY). But there was negative and venomous energy in abundance. We all know how I just love that. ( I know I can attract that shit like a magnet) . But Please.......... Ok RJ get back to the story.
All of a sudden the PRETTY PINK PIG pops out of his Laura Ashley straw bed, looking fresh, vibrant and like he was up for hours...The PRETTY PINK PIG stood tall and proud with his PRETTY PINK head held up high. Oh wait before I forget just the other day the PRETTY PINK PIG decided to be an EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIG and see the Good in Every One, the Fabulousness in any Situation, to Spread Cheer- Love -Happiness and Joy wherever she ,the EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIG went. She said I will be known from this day forward as The PRETTY PINK PIG of HAPPINESS. I will stomp out sadness, cruelty, bitterness, taunting, and anything that will bring a Perky Pig down. I will lift up all these pigs that have been trampled on by my fellow Pigs. I feel it growing inside of me, stirring, heaving, Oh My Pig (Oh the joy, Oh Baby , OHHHHHH YESSS OHH YESSS YESS Oh GOD YESS " Ill have waht piggy is having" ) No he is not having an orgasmic piggy moment..... The Happiness is growing in side of him. It can not be held back. God it is spreading like wild pig... The HAPPINESS can not be held back, it is leaking from him on to the other pigs like Happy Swine Flu.... Look the Pigs are Smiling, Laughing, Dancing, Talking, Saying Wonderful things to each other....It is Piggy Pig Paradise.
Guess what all that HAPPINESS the PRETTY PINK PIGS have is starting to leak to the others on the farm... The Chicks are Carefree and Happy... The Sheep are BAAAAA BAAAA Beautifully Joyous..... Just wait till it spreads to the Cows..... No more mad cow, HAPPY COWS across the land......
All this means is lets be HAPPY and spread HAPPINESS AND LOVE all over, to EVERYONE. Just a smile and a sweet knowing look can do it.
Lets all become EXTRAORDINARY PRETTY PINK PIGS OF HAPPINESS.. I am a PIG OF HAPPINESS...
Well that is enough ranting for now, I want to send you all Big Strong BearHugs Licks Loven & Happiness
from R J The QUEER BEAR
Before I forget PLEASE Post a Comment, vote on a REACTION and Please share with others.
THANK YOU
Below is the link of PIGGY HAPPINESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoiIYlww8M4&feature=player_embedded
Thanks for sharing the Love and Happiness!!
ReplyDeleteOh I LOVE Pretty Pink Pig! Oxox
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the pink pig story! Some times we are left to clean up the mental mess others force on our coworkers, family, clients, friends and even strangers we meet. You can sense they are carrying more weight than should be on their shoulders and it is often left to us to clean up the damage and make the day seem normal again. It is important to make a difference in the lives of as many people as possible every day...not just in our heads, but in THEIRS.
ReplyDeleteHave fun! It will make you feel a whole lot better knowing you helped someone see the good in people again.
Manny